Help!! Help!! Mutant spuds are attacking
Mashed potatoes are flying
Mutant Spuds are terrorizing Kroger
They are scooping up kids for Spud Hitler
Spud Hitler is an evil mad scientist
And these mutant spuds are his newest
Newest evil invention to take over
He doesn’t want Publix, he wants Kroger
He is the distant descendent of Hitler
And he too inspires to be a dictator
He is 5 feet tall and is never happy
He is thin and goes from sad to angry
So he takes these kids prisoner
And uses them to take over
But the store manager knows what to do
He runs outside and blows his kazoo
Out of the clouds you hear loud country
Blaring Hank Williams Jr from a buggy
It’s the buggy of the Kroger Kids
They are here to smash some spuds
As they land Spud Hitler sets his trap
A large net lands on them, Oh Crap!
The Kroger kids begin to struggle
But the net is begging to closely cuddle
Find out what happens on the next episode of Kroger Kids!