The Adventures of Kroger Kids

Whenever there is evil around

Whenever crime is going down

You will have no fear

Because Kroger Kids are here

This crime fighting couple will save you

Whether you’re fighting a lion at the zoo

Or aliens are invading your local Walmart

There is one simple thing you must start

Pull out your Kroger Kids kazoo

And play their song, “do do dooo doo do”

They fly around in a super grocery buggy

It has big foot tires, bazookas and can fly

Magnificent Mark is a country cowboy

His hat is razor sharp and isn’t a toy

And if that doesn’t work he is super strong

He can also stretch his body super long

Charismatic Carrie is the beautiful one

Her laser vision will melt you to the bone

Did I mention she can blow a kiss

That will paralyze you and it never misses

Together they fight crime

So if you’re evil you’re out of time

If you’re in need than don’t worry

Bc Kroger Kids are the hero in your story

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Shaken Not Stirred

America has been infiltrated by the reds

They eat Cubans on rye bread

They turn up their nose to Mac n cheese

They never say thank you or please

These bolsheviks want to ruin our country

They put vodka into their chai tea

They drive slow on the expressway

They are the black cloud to your sunny day

But have no fear there are true capitalists

Americans ready to fight the communists

They eat bacon, drive fast, and eat apple pie

God Bless America always brings a tear to their eye

This group has learned how to identify a spy

They shake them three times and the red can’t lie

They are compelled to admit their true loyalty

A shaken marxist will recite the communist manifesto flawlessly

So if you love America and want to assist

Grab your gun, eat some bacon and shake a communist

Cowboys Never Cease to Exist

There may no longer be a Wild West 

There aren’t any dirt floor saloons 

No towns full of men in vests

No train robbers sleeping under the moon
No longer are arguments settled by duels

No one rides a horse or buggy 

No longer are tasks done with simple tools

This era has simply become a memory
One thing that has survived are cowboys

Men who like to live life their way 

Men who still love life’s simple joys 

Men with no regrets at the end of the day
Cowboys stand up for their morals

They fight when it’s necessary 

They respect elders and girls

having a good meal makes them happy  
Cowboys are a little headstrong 

They Make quick decisions

they don’t enjoy talking for too long 

And they rarely change their opinions 
Some of you may be a cowboy 

Or you may want to be it  

Just remember that pistol isn’t a toy 

And never cross from cowboy to bandit 
Because if you do 

There will always be a cowboy after you 

The Final Battle

The Cenas dispatched the soldiers in the lobby with ease 
Some were left floating in air, others were turned into peas

The second wave was a little tougher with the SS having magical weapons 

They shot spells at the Cenas causing them to go in different directions 
Henry ran and hid in a closet while he collected his wits 

Bobby ran around giving soldiers cowlicks and zits 

Jack forged straight through the middle and took the stairs 

Jack defeated soldier after soldier even trapping some in their underwear 
Henry knew he couldn’t hide while his family fought 

So he came out and used every spell he was taught 

He cleared a path to Bobby and they stood back to back 

They thought they would never see the end of this attack 
Until the windows exploded and the other groups poured in 

The addition of the other groups gave hope that they would win 

Henry and Bobby joined Jack in his search for Hitler 

They searched rooms, closets, and finally entered a theater
As they began to search Hitler grabbed Bobby and put a gun to his head 

He told the others to step away or Bobby would be dead 

At that point the hotel burst into flames and Hitler dragged Bobby to a window

Hitler jumped out the window but before he did he pulled the trigger 
Bobby fell lifelessly to the ground as Jack rushed over 

Henry ran to the window but there was no sign of Hitler 

WTH definitely helped win the war but they couldn’t save everyone 

What happened to Hitler is still a mystery maybe to never be known
There was a rumor he moved to Britain and took the name Umbridge 

As for Jack and Henry they went back to Their lives and on their fridge

They keep a picture of Bobby so they always remember 

What it takes so that others may be free and don’t have to face horror
The End 

Building An Army

For the next few months WTH freed Magicals from prison
Until one day one their numbers had significantly risen

They had amassed a small army and decided to end the war 

 Their problems, Hansel, the SS weapons and whatever else Hitler had in store
They decided the best plan of action was to split into three 

Otto and one group would go after Hansel and set others free 

Abigail would lead a group to destroy the magical weapons factory

Hitler and his personal guard would be for Jack, Henry and Bobby 
Otto took a group of Magicals and tracked Hansel down 

Hansel was hiding in a small muggle German town 

Otto’s group blocked every exit leaving Otto to engage Hansel 

This fight would be a historical magical battle 
Abigail spent weeks roughing up German soldiers and getting information 

She finally found the factory tucked away in mountain 

Abigail knew going inside would be certain death for her troops 

So she decided to blow it up from the attacking the roofs 
Jack, Henry and Bobby shared the last name of Cena

The Cena family knew that once inside it would be like fighting in an arena 

This worried Henry but excited Jack and Bobby 

They found the hotel of Hitler and kicked down the door entering the lobby 
To Be Continued… 

One Camp Down

The explosion was caused by the Wand Through the Heart (WTH)
They helped with Storming the Beaches of Normandy to start 

Now they were freeing Magicals from Concentration Camps 

 Magicals cheered for WTH like they were champs
Otto was not pleased when they showed up because they ruined his plan

But his scowl went away when Bobby put a wand in his hand 

Abigail and the others began fighting the guards 

Henry and Jack began dueling Hansel but this battle was hard 
Henry had been disarmed and Jack was being chased away 

Hansel laughed until Otto stepped in and said I’ve been waiting for this day 

Otto had saw his friends die and vowed to avenge there deaths 

He battled Hansel until they were both out of breath 
At this point Jack and Henry had rejoined the fight 

They cornered Hansel with wands at the ready when suddenly there was a light

A jeep full of SS soldiers had appeared and they had special guns 

The guns fired magical spells and forced WTH to run 
WTH apparated to their base of operation and heard a noise 

They had intruders but luckily it was Otto and the boys 

Otto said we want to help you fight and put an end to this war 

Abigail responded if we are going to win we are going to need more 
To Be Continued… 

Meanwhile in Germany 

We find ourselves in a concentration camp full of Magicals 
Otto is mad and formulating a plan. If only I had my wand I’d show these fools

Shut up shouts an SS soldier as a group grabs a prisoner

They carry him away to the dreadful experiment chamber 
The SS have enlisted a dark wizard to help them 

A necessary evil but Otto knows one day they will kill him 

Hansel, the dark wizard, has put a spell on the camp to keep them in

He helps them experiment and try to find the secrets within 
Hitler wants to harness magical power to use as a weapon 

But he doesn’t trust Magicals and considers them an abomination

So he captures them and has his men conduct experiments 

He will learn the secret or use their bones to build a fence 
Otto has formed a plan and begins gathering assistance 

There is only wand and Hansel keeps it in the pocket of his pants 

That is the key to their freedom and Otto must have it

Otto puts the Magicals in place and flips up the colar of his jacket 
Someone catches the barracks on fire, while others attack the guards 

Some take turns throwing rocks at the magical barrier, some collect glass shards 

The guards are losing fast and shout for Hansel to lend a hand 

He steps out and raises his wand when suddenly there is an explosion in the sand
To Be Continued…