There was once a righteous pure angel
he was as pure as freshly fallen snow
he had decided he was going to reform the devil
why he he took on this quest I’ll never know
he would show the devil how being good made him happy
He showed how helping others brought them joy
The devil just dismissed this as stupid and sappy
Saying for a minute a crying baby is happy with a toy
The angel could not reform the maniacal Satan
So he took a different approach to rid the world of evil
He hid away and worked out the details to an ingenious plan
He returned and made a tempting offer that was on Satan’s level
Satan had only to sit in a room in exchange for a gift
The angel would get the gift and be in eternal bliss
If not the devil would be free and the angel trapped and listening to Taylor swift
Satan grinned and gladly accepted this was a bet he would not miss
So for what seemed an eternity Lucifer was trapped
The angel was happy and had not a care in his head
Lucifer devised a plan of his own, and the door was rattled
The angel stopped and told Lucifer to stop or he’d end up dead
The devil knew the door would hurt him if he tried to escape
But he wasn’t planning to escape by force, he just started whispering
At first the angel just ignored him and pretended to be an ape
However the devil would not be ignored and the angel started listening
The devil said the gift wasn’t good enough and was trash
The angel laughed this off and went back to playing and smiling
While the angel was down the hill he heard a large crash
He cautiously went back to check and he saw a monster smashing
Lucifer had summoned the monster but it could not break him free
The angel just laughed and went back on his merry way
Then one day the gift was gone from every where the angel could see
And this was Lucifer’s most evil conniving day
The next day the gift returned but the angel had been burned
The devil was whispering again and this time it filled the air
The whispering was like poison and made the angel stomach turn
The angel soon began questioning everything from his feet to his hair
*poof* the angel saw the devil free from the room
The devil was grinning and walking in his direction
But the devil didn’t stop he just said better find you a broom
He bumped the angel as he passed leaving a sting like an injection
The angel asked why am I not trapped? That was the deal
The devil coyly stated you will but on my time Have fun waiting
That’s when terror sank in and the angel’s fear was real
The devil disappeared and this just left the angel shaking
The moral of the story is never try to change a leopard’s spots
Never make a deal with the devil if you aren’t prepared to lose
Because the devil will never change and likes to call his own shots
Find another way to be happy, one that you truly choose