Spud Hitler

Help!! Help!! Mutant spuds are attacking

Mashed potatoes are flying

Mutant Spuds are terrorizing Kroger

They are scooping up kids for Spud Hitler

Spud Hitler is an evil mad scientist

And these mutant spuds are his newest

Newest evil invention to take over

He doesn’t want Publix, he wants Kroger

He is the distant descendent of Hitler

And he too inspires to be a dictator

He is 5 feet tall and is never happy

He is thin and goes from sad to angry

So he takes these kids prisoner

And uses them to take over

But the store manager knows what to do

He runs outside and blows his kazoo

Out of the clouds you hear loud country

Blaring Hank Williams Jr from a buggy

It’s the buggy of the Kroger Kids

They are here to smash some spuds

As they land Spud Hitler sets his trap

A large net lands on them, Oh Crap!

The Kroger kids begin to struggle

But the net is begging to closely cuddle

Find out what happens on the next episode of Kroger Kids!

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The Adventures of Kroger Kids

Whenever there is evil around

Whenever crime is going down

You will have no fear

Because Kroger Kids are here

This crime fighting couple will save you

Whether you’re fighting a lion at the zoo

Or aliens are invading your local Walmart

There is one simple thing you must start

Pull out your Kroger Kids kazoo

And play their song, “do do dooo doo do”

They fly around in a super grocery buggy

It has big foot tires, bazookas and can fly

Captain Cowboy is a country cowboy

His hat is razor sharp and isn’t a toy

And if that doesn’t work he is super strong

He can also stretch his body super long

The Red Heroine is the beautiful one

Her laser vision will melt you to the bone

Did I mention she can blow a kiss

That will paralyze you and it never misses

Together they fight crime

So if you’re evil you’re out of time

If you’re in need than don’t worry

Bc Kroger Kids are the hero in your story

The Adventures of Kroger Kids

Whenever there is evil around

Whenever crime is going down

You will have no fear

Because Kroger Kids are here

This crime fighting couple will save you

Whether you’re fighting a lion at the zoo

Or aliens are invading your local Walmart

There is one simple thing you must start

Pull out your Kroger Kids kazoo

And play their song, “do do dooo doo do”

They fly around in a super grocery buggy

It has big foot tires, bazookas and can fly

Magnificent Mark is a country cowboy

His hat is razor sharp and isn’t a toy

And if that doesn’t work he is super strong

He can also stretch his body super long

Charismatic Carrie is the beautiful one

Her laser vision will melt you to the bone

Did I mention she can blow a kiss

That will paralyze you and it never misses

Together they fight crime

So if you’re evil you’re out of time

If you’re in need than don’t worry

Bc Kroger Kids are the hero in your story

Heroes Of Our Own Story

Your cat is stuck in an enormous tree

Your only goal is to set your pet free

You cut down the tree with a chainsaw

As the tree falls you hear a few ca-caws

To your beloved pet you are the hero

To the birds you’re the villain, the Zero

You are walking down a dark street

And all of the sudden you meet

A man who is threatening your family

You pull out a gun and shoot them quickly

To your wife you’re Prince Charming

To the man’s kids you’re the one killing

No matter the kind of situation

You’re role is always based on perception

In your mind you may be righteous

In someone else’s you may be villainous

What you do with this information

Is up to you and your perception

Christmas Time Imagination

On a cold Christmas Eve I was asleep in my bed

With visions of gumdrops dancing in my head

When I heard a loud whistle and my home began to shake

I went outside to see the Polar Express, for so long I thought it was fake

All aboard the conductor shouted, so I jumped up and went inside

In the first train car was Frosty the snowman doing the electric slide

He gave me a nod and a wink as I walked by

Then Jack Skellington threw a snowball that hit me in the eye

I laughed and a snowball fight ensued, me and Frosty on one team

Jack and Sally on the other, the fight ended when Sally busted a seam

I heard some thudding on the roof so I went to take a look

Sneaking from car to car was the Grinch and Captain Hook

I climbed on the roof and found a sword, hook was no match for me

Especially when John McClane jumped down from a passing tree

We locked the Grinch and Hook in a car and went to speak to the conductor

the train came to an abrupt stop and I saw a sleigh being pulled by reindeer

Santa had arrived and landed as we exited the train

He bellowed a “Ho, ho, ho” as presents began to rain

I picked up the one addressed to me and as I tore it open with my hands

My letter to Santa had paid off because inside was a nimbus 2000

Santa nodded and I flew off to my next big adventure

You may question if the events of this story actually occurred

To that I ask if you’re writing a book or reporting the news

If you are title it mind your own business you Scrooge

The Final Battle

The Cenas dispatched the soldiers in the lobby with ease 
Some were left floating in air, others were turned into peas

The second wave was a little tougher with the SS having magical weapons 

They shot spells at the Cenas causing them to go in different directions 
Henry ran and hid in a closet while he collected his wits 

Bobby ran around giving soldiers cowlicks and zits 

Jack forged straight through the middle and took the stairs 

Jack defeated soldier after soldier even trapping some in their underwear 
Henry knew he couldn’t hide while his family fought 

So he came out and used every spell he was taught 

He cleared a path to Bobby and they stood back to back 

They thought they would never see the end of this attack 
Until the windows exploded and the other groups poured in 

The addition of the other groups gave hope that they would win 

Henry and Bobby joined Jack in his search for Hitler 

They searched rooms, closets, and finally entered a theater
As they began to search Hitler grabbed Bobby and put a gun to his head 

He told the others to step away or Bobby would be dead 

At that point the hotel burst into flames and Hitler dragged Bobby to a window

Hitler jumped out the window but before he did he pulled the trigger 
Bobby fell lifelessly to the ground as Jack rushed over 

Henry ran to the window but there was no sign of Hitler 

WTH definitely helped win the war but they couldn’t save everyone 

What happened to Hitler is still a mystery maybe to never be known
There was a rumor he moved to Britain and took the name Umbridge 

As for Jack and Henry they went back to Their lives and on their fridge

They keep a picture of Bobby so they always remember 

What it takes so that others may be free and don’t have to face horror
The End 

Battles One and Two

Abigail’s mission is not one of great telling but it was very important 
The destruction of the factory caused the collapse of the mountain 

Seeing Otto, Hansel began to flee but was quickly surrounded 

He jumped on his broom and lifted in the air but was quickly grounded
Seeing no option Hansel’s cowardice turned into violence 

He shouted Avada Kedavra killing a wizard and causing silence

This was an unforgivable curse and showed Hansel’s true colors

Otto vowed to avenge this new death with the others 
Their spells clashed in the street, sending magical sparks flying 

Muggles began to run, Hansel killed a few and started laughing 

Hansel and Otto were equally matched with no end in sight 

When Otto finally dropped his pride and asked for help in the fight 
Otto called to his group to lend him their wands and give him help

50 spells crashed down up Hansel and ended when he let out a yelp 

Otto walked over to a fallen Hansel and picked up his wand 

Hansel spat at Otto and said you are weak. Otto didn’t respond 
He just walked away from Hansel and all of his hate

Otto told his group to get Hansel and take him to the Ministry for his fate 

This was the last time anyone saw Otto or heard him speak 

Some say he took his own life, others say he retired. Hopefully he resolved his grief 
To Be Continued…