El Drago Blanco

It’s Saturday night the crowd is packed in

El Drago Blanco walks through the curtain

The crowd erupts in cheers and chants

EDB has a dragon mask and red pants

The match goes back and forth

EDB is down and seems passed his worth

The crowd is chanting his name

To lose would bring his family Shame

He energizes and goes on the attack

He slams his opponent onto his back

He climbs on the ropes and jumps

1, 2, 3, EDB wins, he gives the air a fist bump

He has the world in his hands

But there’s one thing that he understands

Monday brings life back to boring

He goes to the office and typing

He will have a boss telling him what to do

He will have to write in pen that has to be blue

He will sit for 8 hours at a desk

And eating an old sandwich is his only risk

But that’s Monday, today is Saturday

Today he is living life his way

He’s seizing his moment

He is free from works torment

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Bury Normalcy With a Silver Spade

I will not settle for mediocre

I will not end up subpar

If I am an Ogre

I will be scariest near and far

I will not stand as standard

I will not be labeled as Normal

If I am a bard

I will have best songs at the ball

I will not stop at adequate

I will not tolerate ordinary

If I am a pirate

I will plunder all the ships in the sea

Whatever I may be

Wherever I may be it at

Let me be the best version of me

Let me be the Top Cat

You can keep your normality

You can keep your average

It will not be used to describe me

I will be the best of all the ages

Heroes Of Our Own Story

Your cat is stuck in an enormous tree

Your only goal is to set your pet free

You cut down the tree with a chainsaw

As the tree falls you hear a few ca-caws

To your beloved pet you are the hero

To the birds you’re the villain, the Zero

You are walking down a dark street

And all of the sudden you meet

A man who is threatening your family

You pull out a gun and shoot them quickly

To your wife you’re Prince Charming

To the man’s kids you’re the one killing

No matter the kind of situation

You’re role is always based on perception

In your mind you may be righteous

In someone else’s you may be villainous

What you do with this information

Is up to you and your perception

The Micro Managing Flip Flopper

Don’t stand like that, don’t wear that hat

Why weren’t you where I wanted you at

I dont care how you’ve done that for years

I’m your boss and I control your career

Why didn’t you do that difficult task better

Why isn’t this water ten times wetter

I don’t want excuses, do things my way

It doesn’t matter what you have to say

All that stuff I told you do yesterday

Now all has to be done a different way

The wind changed and my mind did too

But I’m not wrong that is left for you

When did I tell you to do that odd thing

Who said that you’re allowed to sing

Be quiet and be who I want you to be

Be perfect just like me

Who am I? I’m the worlds worst boss

I’m overbearing and Wont be crossed

Ill give you a job then I’ll stab you in the back

I don’t care if I caused your panic attack

What do you mean you don’t like me

I do everything perfectly

That means you must be my friend

Bye? Well you’ll be sorry in the end

Folks don’t be this horrible person

Treat people right, work isn’t a prison

If the job gets done correct let it be

Don’t be that boss everyone hates completely