Beware of Edgar the alligator
He doesn’t live in the swamp or the sewer
He lives in my toilet
And you better be careful bc you might get bit
But dont be scared to feed Edgar your poop
If he nips your butt youll recoup
He has to be fed
Otherwise he might sneak into your bed
No one knows where Edgar came from
From Louisiana is what is said by some
They say Troy showed him mercy and flushed him down the drain
And let him escape the pain
The pain of being a belt or a shoe
Instead He came through the sewer to me and you
So pay homage to edgar the alligator
And make sure when you leave you quote the terminator
saying “I’ll be back”
and Edgar will be happy and cut you slack