Edgar the Alligator

Beware of Edgar the alligator 
He doesn’t live in the swamp or the sewer 
He lives in my toilet 

And you better be careful bc you might get bit
But dont be scared to feed Edgar your poop

If he nips your butt youll recoup 

He has to be fed 

Otherwise he might sneak into your bed
No one knows where Edgar came from

From Louisiana is what is said by some

They say Troy showed him mercy and flushed him down the drain

And let him escape the pain
The pain of being a belt or a shoe

Instead He came through the sewer to me and you 

So pay homage to edgar the alligator 

And make sure when you leave you quote the terminator 

saying “I’ll be back”

and Edgar will be happy and cut you slack

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