Queen Elizabeth II The Robotic Superhero

Let me regale you with a wondrous tale of heroism 

QE was a young woman who saw her country dying from Nazism 

She snuck out of the Royal Palace and joined her countrymen 

With a Thompson machine gun in each hand she helped the allies win
If you wonder what happened to Hitler and his mysterious death

He’s fatal mistake was challenging QE, she took his last breath 

But her battle with Hitler left her severely injured 

However with help from scientists she was reengineered 
Once she became Queen she did not stop her heroic acts 

She took down the Berlin Wall in just two whacks 

She saved the Earth from total destruction from meteoroids 

She flew to space and with a cricket bat knocked them back into the void
Rogue aliens once invaded Britain and tried to take over 

But QE sent them packing with one perfectly placed shoulder 

Seal Team 6 gets credit for killing bin laden 

But no one realizes QE had already put a bullet in his noggin 
QE doesn’t save the world for fame or money

She does because the world needs her to ensure its safety 

So the next time you see her in her little coat in hat

Just know you owe her a million thanks and that’s a fact 

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The Ravishing Russian 

Lana worked behind a computer every day in a small cubicle
She wore business casual clothes and rarely spoke in a high decibel 

But Lana had a secret that no one could ever imagine

At night she was the loud boisterous and very ravishing Russian Dragon 
She was the manager of a 500 lb grizzly bear that was missing an ear

Chop Chop was the bear’s name and he was the cause of great fear 

Chop Chop was part of an underground fighting organization 

Many had tried to beat him and that many had met devastation 
Lana was always at ringside shouting commands 

And Chop Chop was always happy to meet her vicious demands 

Chop Chop was 60 and 0 but he also had a secret 

Chop Chop was a midget fighting in a robotic bear jacket 
The two were madly in love with each other 

They spent every night together and loved playing these characters 

But these secrets don’t pay for the adult things and bills 

So they work boring jobs just to have their wild nighttime thrills