Let me regale you with a wondrous tale of heroism
QE was a young woman who saw her country dying from Nazism
She snuck out of the Royal Palace and joined her countrymen
With a Thompson machine gun in each hand she helped the allies win
If you wonder what happened to Hitler and his mysterious death
He’s fatal mistake was challenging QE, she took his last breath
But her battle with Hitler left her severely injured
However with help from scientists she was reengineered
Once she became Queen she did not stop her heroic acts
She took down the Berlin Wall in just two whacks
She saved the Earth from total destruction from meteoroids
She flew to space and with a cricket bat knocked them back into the void
Rogue aliens once invaded Britain and tried to take over
But QE sent them packing with one perfectly placed shoulder
Seal Team 6 gets credit for killing bin laden
But no one realizes QE had already put a bullet in his noggin
QE doesn’t save the world for fame or money
She does because the world needs her to ensure its safety
So the next time you see her in her little coat in hat
Just know you owe her a million thanks and that’s a fact