Gary Busey is a Cowboy and Owes Me $20

I have wined and dined with kings and queens 
and I’ve slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans

And at the end of the day I’m still just the same ol man 

Doing what I think is right, living the best I can 
I will accept any duel presented to me because I am no chicken 

I will fight you anywhere from outer space to my mom’s kitchen 

Pick your weapon of choice because I’m well versed in all

We can clash swords, go fisticuffs, or even use bowling balls
I will overcome any obstacle that is laid on my path 

Whether it be the sphinx’s riddle or the evil Khan’s wrath 

Chain me up and drop me to the bottom of the ocean 

No problem because I’ll go all Aquaman and escape with a dolphin 
Smaug is back in the Misty Mountain? No problem! I slay dragons 

Need to cross to the country? No problem! I have covered wagons 

Bowser kidnapped your princess? No problem! I have star power

Walkers at the wall? No problem! I’m so awesome my presence makes the cower
You may be asking yourself what in the hell am I talking about 

I’m awesome! I have a wild imagination and love to shout !

I make sure to make a boring day into a wild journey 

All you need is to believe because A little imagination can make Jurassic Park out of Barney