King of the Babies

Not much is known about the history of King N the baby King

Some say he was birthed in the middle of a wrestling ring 

Others say he is being raised by a family of grizzly bears 

One thing is for sure he keeps a knife in his underwear 
King N rules the playground with violence and two henchmen

The Nelson twins Tom and Tim, if one hits you you can expect to get hit again 

But don’t think King N is afraid to get his hands dirty 

He once beat the new baby with a rattle until he couldn’t see
King N isn’t a violent dictator who does not care about his people 

He has done great works such as building the jungle gym chapel

He assisted the poor with getting cookies for snack time

He even exiled a thief for his heinous crime 
So the next time you have the pleasure to walk into playground 

Make sure you pay your respects to the baby with the crown

Because all are responsible for their words and actions

And King N will hit harder than a woman’s contractions 


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